Posts in: Food

How To Know If It’s Time To Light The Mangal

/ June 7, 2016

Thanks to groundbreaking technology and years of research (and I mean YEARS of research / Kebab eating), I have pulled together a foolproof guide on how to tell if it’s the right time to light the mangal. So many times I hear that people are unsure whether to light up or not. So take theRead more

Let loose In A Turkish Supermarket

/ June 6, 2016

recently I was on holiday in Izmir and visited a Migros supermarket for the first time. Most people spend time checking the Karpuz is ripe, but I saw it as a perfect opportunity to have some fun and create a short video filled with Turkish/ English puns. Have a look below and enjoy.

3 Reasons I Hate Going To A Balo

/ January 4, 2016

One thing I have never understood about our amazing Turkish culture is the love we seem to have for a balo. (Dinner and dance events) If it’s for a charity event with all proceeds going to charity I can understand, however when it’s done as a money making scheme (which it usually is) that justRead more

Problems Only Turkish People Will Understand

/ September 3, 2015

Being Turkish throws up a whole host of problems which can haunt you fro your whole life. Let’s take a look at some of those problems only Turkish people will understand.

5 Problems Turks Have Going Back To The Motherland

/ June 12, 2015

Travelling back to the motherland is always an event. Every summer Turks flock back to see their family and eat their own body weight in carbs. Although its great to keep in touch with your roots and never forget your heritage, here are 5 problems people are faced with when they fly back to the motherland..Read more

More Problems Turkish People Have

/ April 30, 2015

You can never have enough Turkish problems being Turkish. Here are a few more. 1 – Never knowing which box to tick on an ethnic origin form There is nothing worse than filling out those forms. Am I middle eastern, am I eastern European? Am I white? Am I mixed? Why isn’t there an ‘Other’Read more

8 ways you know you was raised in a Turkish house

/ April 19, 2015

There are many ways you know you were raised in a Turkish house. If I listed them all I would be here forever, but here are 8 ways you know you were raised in a Turkish house.   1 – Seeing this in your Nenes hand and not on her foot would scare the lifeRead more

An Idiots Guide To Reading A Turkish Kahve Cup

/ February 8, 2015

Millions of Turks around the world look to their Kahve cups a source of seeing what the future holds.  After years of extensive research (mainly growing up around Turkish women drinking Kahve), I have put together a guide on how you can read Turk Kahve cups and look like you know what you are talkingRead more

Turkish Crimes

/ January 28, 2015

There are crimes being committed everyday in Turkish homes and it’s time we break the silence and raise awareness of these heinous crimes. They are the Carb on Carb on Carb crimes. We must stand together and learn to say no to multiple carbs and take solace that the rest of the world live healthilyRead more