Posts in: Şaka Kaka

Family Furious As Son Forgets How To Spell Hummus

/ May 14, 2018

Hummus, the pasty substance that can make or break a family! In a small köy of North London, England it was a Sunday like no other. The sun was out and the kebab was being prepared for a lovely family meal to be enjoyed later that day.

New Research Proves Eniştes Think They Know Everything

/ February 11, 2018

According to a report carried out at Oxford University into ‘The Enişte Effect’, results have shown that around 9 in 10 Eniştes claim to know everything about everything and including every historic fact since the dawn of time.

Report: Turkish Mother Shocked Her Kids Aren’t Married At 30

/ January 23, 2018

It is reported a large number of Turkish women aged between 50-57 are repeatedly fainting from stress over the realisation that their sons or daughter are over 30 and STILL not married.

Northern Cyprus to represent in CONIFA 2018

/ January 21, 2018

CONIFA is coming to London this summer Every four years us Kibrisli folk have the same conversation with each other themed around “Isn’t it a shame we can’t take part in the world cup?”. However this year we don’t need Russia as we have Northern Cyprus, Our beloved Kibris taking part in the Confederation of IndependentRead more

Large Number Of Nazar Reported To Contain Real Göz

/ June 10, 2016

They are featured in every Turkish home as a way to keep evil away but now an alarming number of reports have surfaced recently from thousands of Turkish families who believe their nazar contains real eyes. Complaints dating back to the 70s have been found with Turkish homeowners complaining their nazar keeps looking at them,Read more

How To Know If It’s Time To Light The Mangal

/ June 7, 2016

Thanks to groundbreaking technology and years of research (and I mean YEARS of research / Kebab eating), I have pulled together a foolproof guide on how to tell if it’s the right time to light the mangal. So many times I hear that people are unsure whether to light up or not. So take theRead more

Let loose In A Turkish Supermarket

/ June 6, 2016

recently I was on holiday in Izmir and visited a Migros supermarket for the first time. Most people spend time checking the Karpuz is ripe, but I saw it as a perfect opportunity to have some fun and create a short video filled with Turkish/ English puns. Have a look below and enjoy.

3 Reasons I Hate Going To A Balo

/ January 4, 2016

One thing I have never understood about our amazing Turkish culture is the love we seem to have for a balo. (Dinner and dance events) If it’s for a charity event with all proceeds going to charity I can understand, however when it’s done as a money making scheme (which it usually is) that justRead more

Problems Only Turkish People Will Understand

/ September 3, 2015

Being Turkish throws up a whole host of problems which can haunt you fro your whole life. Let’s take a look at some of those problems only Turkish people will understand.