Posts tagged as: Turkish

Family Furious As Son Forgets How To Spell Hummus

/ May 14, 2018

Hummus, the pasty substance that can make or break a family! In a small köy of North London, England it was a Sunday like no other. The sun was out and the kebab was being prepared for a lovely family meal to be enjoyed later that day.

Report: Turkish Mother Shocked Her Kids Aren’t Married At 30

/ January 23, 2018

It is reported a large number of Turkish women aged between 50-57 are repeatedly fainting from stress over the realisation that their sons or daughter are over 30 and STILL not married.

5 Lessons Trump could learn Living in a Turkish Village

/ January 30, 2017

Donald Trump is literally making the world a bad place to live at the moment. When he’s not handing out executive orders like şeker at Bayram, he’s tweeting inappropriate tweets faster than a Turk eating a Lahmacun. Like everyone around the world, it got me thinking of a solution and then last night while IRead more

Let loose In A Turkish Supermarket

/ June 6, 2016

recently I was on holiday in Izmir and visited a Migros supermarket for the first time. Most people spend time checking the Karpuz is ripe, but I saw it as a perfect opportunity to have some fun and create a short video filled with Turkish/ English puns. Have a look below and enjoy.

Problems Only Turkish People Will Understand

/ September 3, 2015

Being Turkish throws up a whole host of problems which can haunt you fro your whole life. Let’s take a look at some of those problems only Turkish people will understand.

6 Ways You Know You’re In A Turkish House

/ August 20, 2015

They say home is where the heart is, and a Turkish home is no exception. It is the heart of every Turkish family and so I thought I would put together  selection of ways you can tell if you are in a Turkish house….

10 Things You Need To Know Before Dating A Turk

/ July 2, 2015

All around the world non Turkish people are marrying Turkish people and its a wonderful thing to know there are other people that can actually put up with us. Here are 10 things people should know before dating a Turk, just so you know what you are getting into. 1 – We have two settings:Read more

5 Problems Turks Have Going Back To The Motherland

/ June 12, 2015

Travelling back to the motherland is always an event. Every summer Turks flock back to see their family and eat their own body weight in carbs. Although its great to keep in touch with your roots and never forget your heritage, here are 5 problems people are faced with when they fly back to the motherland..Read more

5 Reasons Turks Use Their Car Horn

/ May 27, 2015

Let’s face it us Turks are loud people. We love to talk loud, eat loud and live loud. – even a conversation can be misconstrued as an argument to someone non Turkish. The only thing louder than A Turks voice that they have access to on a regular basis is their car horn, and they use itRead more

7 Songs You Need At A Turkish Wedding

/ May 14, 2015

There is a pattern with Turkish weddings where you can almost pin point the songs that bands pull out when they feel the crowd are thinning out. (Usually it’s because food it being served) As you know at Turkish weddings you don’t need much to get people dancing, but here are 7 tracks you will alwaysRead more