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8 More Things You Need To Know Before Dating A Turk

Turkish IsmsSeptember 24, 2018

Seeing as '10 things you need to know before dating a Turk' went down like Pirzola at a Kebab, I thought it was a good idea to share 8 more things you need to know before dating a Turkish person. Hope...

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Family Furious As Son Forgets How To Spell Hummus

Turkish IsmsMay 14, 2018

Hummus, the pasty substance that can make or break a family! In a small köy of North London, England it was a Sunday like no other. The sun was out and the kebab was being prepared for a lovely fam

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Report: Turkish Mother Shocked Her Kids Aren’t Married At 30

Turkish IsmsJanuary 23, 2018

It is reported a large number of Turkish women aged between 50-57 are repeatedly fainting from stress over the realisation that their sons or daughter are over 30 and STILL not married. (more&hell

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Let loose In A Turkish Supermarket

Turkish IsmsJune 6, 2016

recently I was on holiday in Izmir and visited a Migros supermarket for the first time. Most people spend time checking the Karpuz is ripe, but I saw it as a perfect opportunity to have some fun an...

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Problems Only Turkish People Will Understand

Turkish IsmsSeptember 3, 20152

Being Turkish throws up a whole host of problems which can haunt you fro your whole life. Let's take a look at some of those problems only Turkish people will understand. (more…)...

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6 Ways You Know You’re In A Turkish House

Turkish IsmsAugust 20, 2015

They say home is where the heart is, and a Turkish home is no exception. It is the heart of every Turkish family and so I thought I would put together  selection of ways you can tell if you are in a T...

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10 Things You Need To Know Before Dating A Turk

Turkish IsmsJuly 2, 20156

All around the world non Turkish people are marrying Turkish people and its a wonderful thing to know there are other people that can actually put up with us. Here are 10 things people should know ...

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5 Problems Turks Have Going Back To The Motherland

Turkish IsmsJune 12, 2015

Travelling back to the motherland is always an event. Every summer Turks flock back to see their family and eat their own body weight in carbs. Although its great to keep in touch with your roots and...

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5 Reasons Turks Use Their Car Horn

Turkish IsmsMay 27, 2015

Let’s face it us Turks are loud people. We love to talk loud, eat loud and live loud. – even a conversation can be misconstrued as an argument to someone non Turkish. The only thing louder than A T...

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7 Songs You Need At A Turkish Wedding

Turkish IsmsMay 14, 20151

There is a pattern with Turkish weddings where you can almost pin point the songs that bands pull out when they feel the crowd are thinning out. (Usually it's because food it being served) As you k

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