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New series based in Kibris said to not be ‘Kibris’ Enough

Turkish IsmsFebruary 10, 2021

TRT have announced production on a soap set in Kibris in 1963 at the time of the Cyprus conflict. However leaked sourced have confirmed that the production is not quite 'Kibrisli' enough, leading ...

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Turkish Nenes Locked In Battle On Who Has More Illnesses.

Turkish IsmsApril 3, 2019

Two Turkish Nenes had to be separated by their husbands after a conversation on who was more ill escalated. It all started with Aliye Hanim visiting Zehra Hanim for their weekly catch up which...

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Dalaman To Be Renamed Dalaperson Following Complaints

Turkish IsmsMarch 4, 2019

In a world of political correctness, groups of protesters have taken to the streets protesting for the Turkish town of Dalaman to be changed to Dalaperson over fears it is discriminating to women and

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Teyze Uploads Over 300 Photos Of Her Garden To Facebook

Turkish IsmsFebruary 8, 2019

It was reported that a lady from the UK has been senselessly uploading pictures to Facebook like its 2007. Arzu from Hackney London, lives in a 2 bed terraced house which she has owned since she came...

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Girl Thinks She’s Better Than Cousins Because She Travelled For A Year

Turkish IsmsDecember 9, 2018

A family from Germany are concerned for their cousin who recently returned from a year of travelling. The concerns were first raised when Ayşe returned with a tattoo of a Buddha on her back, braided ...

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Millennials Find Eşoleşek Offensive To Donkeys

Turkish IsmsOctober 22, 2018

A large number of Turkish millennials are expressing their thoughts that they find the term ‘Eşol Eşek’ offensive to Eşeks. The term, made famous by comedian Kemal Sunal was a catchphrase that brok...

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Chauffeur Launches Legal Case Against Mustafa Sandal

Turkish IsmsOctober 14, 2018

A Chauffeur has launched a landmark legal case against Mustafa Sandal after he was alluded to in the 1996 hit Araba without being name checked. The chauffeur in question has chosen to remain anonym...

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Turkish people don’t understand concept of queuing

Turkish IsmsSeptember 25, 2018

A survey published recently has illustrated a growing concern with Turkish people in that a large percentage still find it hard to understand the concept of queuing and 'waiting their turn'. (more...

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8 More Things You Need To Know Before Dating A Turk

Turkish IsmsSeptember 24, 2018

Seeing as '10 things you need to know before dating a Turk' went down like Pirzola at a Kebab, I thought it was a good idea to share 8 more things you need to know before dating a Turkish person. Hope...

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Family Furious As Son Forgets How To Spell Hummus

Turkish IsmsMay 14, 2018

Hummus, the pasty substance that can make or break a family! In a small köy of North London, England it was a Sunday like no other. The sun was out and the kebab was being prepared for a lovely fam

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