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Family Furious As Son Forgets How To Spell Hummus

Turkish IsmsMay 14, 2018

Hummus, the pasty substance that can make or break a family! In a small köy of North London, England it was a Sunday like no other. The sun was out and the kebab was being prepared for a lovely fam

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New Research Proves Eniştes Think They Know Everything

Turkish IsmsFebruary 11, 2018

According to a report carried out at Oxford University into ‘The Enişte Effect', results have shown that around 9 in 10 Eniştes claim to know everything about everything and including every historic f

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FoodŞaka Kaka

How To Know If It’s Time To Light The Mangal

Turkish IsmsJune 7, 2016

Thanks to groundbreaking technology and years of research (and I mean YEARS of research / Kebab eating), I have pulled together a foolproof guide on how to tell if it's the right time to light the man

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A Turkish Man Bought A Mangal. See What He Did With It..

Turkish IsmsNovember 7, 2015

We just heard the story of a turkish guy that recently bought a mangal. Scroll down to see what he did with it.. (more…)...

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Things You Should Never Say To A Turkish Dad Part 2

Turkish IsmsMay 5, 2015

It seems my previous post about 'Things You Should Never Say To A Turkish Dad' went down a treat, so I thought I would follow it up with part 2. What I have found is that it pretty much applied to all

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FoodŞaka Kaka

#TurkishProblems – How Much Kebab Do Turks Cook?

Turkish IsmsJanuary 24, 2015

It's common knowledge that us Turks love food, and when we cook (especially Kebab) we always like to cook for a small army.  ...

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Staple Turkish Mans Diet

Turkish IsmsJanuary 19, 2015

Apart from the obvious Kebab, Kebab and more kebab, this is what most Turkish men need: ...

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How Is Doner Kebab Made?

Turkish IsmsJanuary 6, 2015

Next time you sink your teeth into your Doner Kebab and feel a crispy bite, double check its not a toenail. Afiyet Olsun ...

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